2019 Title Graphic


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2019 Schedule

LSU 2019 Schedule

Georgia Southern

August 31, 2019

Baton Rouge, LA

Georgia Southern 3     LSU 55

Georgia Southern Eagle

Preparing for the beach


September 7, 2019

Austin, TX

LSU 45 Texas 38 

Texas Longhorn
Hook 'em Horns' Texas Toast Bullriding

Still on the beach

Northwestern State

September 15, 2019

Baton Rouge, LA

Northwestern St. 14     LSU 65

Northwestern State Demon
What Planet Are We On SEC School Watch Party

Home for the game and then back on the beach


September 21, 2019

Nashville, TN

LSU 66 Vanderbilt 38

Vanderbilt Commodores
Sink The Dores Sink The Dores Stop Kissing Stop Kissing

Still on the beach


September 28, 2019

Beach Beer

Clemson Pedestal Geaux Jeaux, Geaux Pancake King

Last week on the beach

Utah State

October 5, 2019

Baton Rouge, LA

Utah State 6 LSU 42

Utah State Aggies
Utah State Aggies Morning Game


October 12, 2019

Baton Rouge, LA

Florida 28 LSU 42

Florida Gator
Air Boat Flush the Gators Huge Game Jambalaya Kick in the Naughty Bits Take Out The Trask Upper Eastside Critters Do Dat Voodoo he Florida Game The Average Joe

Mississippi State

October 19, 2019

Starkville, MS

LSU 36 MSU 13

Mississippi State Bulldog
Halloween Vacuum What is this?


October 26, 2019

Baton Rouge, LA

Auburn 20 LSU 23

Auburn Tigers
Tigers Talking CBS Clowns


November 02, 2019

Beach Beer

AP Poll Captain Obvious Fans and Polls


November 9, 2019

Tuscaloosa, AL

LSU 46 Alabama 41

Alabama Crimson Tide
Bomb Threat MAGA Hat? Targeting Shirt Number One First Test Referee Steve Shaw Game On Sandwich Game Burrow on Shoulders Burst Balloon Catch 22 CSI: Tuscaloosa ide Rolls Away

Ole Miss

November 16, 2019

Oxford, MS

LSU 58 Ole Miss 37

Ole Miss Rebels
Captain Obvious Again Captain Obvious on Defense


November 23, 2019

Baton Rouge, LA

Arkansas 20 LSU 56

Arkansas Razorback
Captain Obvious and Again Indefensible Defense Hang on to Number One Dave Aranda Defense Woes Ten-Win Season, So Far

Texas A&M

November 30, 2019

Baton Rouge, LA

Texas A&M 7 LSU 50


Texas A&M Aggie
  Tigers Love Joe Burrow Goodbye Joe SEC Champs Tiger Graduates SEC Champs SEC Champs


SEC Championship

December 7, 2019

LSU 37 Georgia 10

Georgia Bulldog
Burrow, Not Nix Trophy Rich Environment Boo Hoo Time at Heisman Stars Aligning


Peach Bowl

December 28, 2019

LSU 63 Oklahoma 28

Oklahoma Sooner
Christmas Wish List Tiger Nation Oklahoma Wagon Turnover I've Got A Bad Feeling Oklahoma Trophy Carley McCord


CFP Championship

January 13, 2020

LSU 42 Clemson 25

Clemson Tiger
Budget Haircut Home, Sweet Dome Bengal Bait Changing A Light Bulb LSU and Clemson Fight Sharpening Claws Clemson Underdog Coullions Abound Ending Win Streaks Trevor Hairdos Clemson Mascot Cooking Up Something Special Kick Em in he Dabos Voodoo Chinese Bandits Crack Cat Kick Em Here Tiger vs. Tiger Whip Em Beads and Boobs Fortune Tellers Rip Their Hearts Out Take The City National Championship Game The GOAT Number One Gloat Love dem Tigers The Trophies of the Greatest Season 15 and Eaux Exhausted Fan Carley McCord